DSIF ARCHIVES
(most recent first)
DSIF OUTED
In all the years I have been an admirer and recorder of the exploits of DSIF (the Department of Shooting Itself in the Foot, a senior and effective agency of SLORC/SPDC) its operatives have been mysterious and faceless.
No longer. Stand forth Col. Hla Min, doughty saboteur of the SPDC's ILO campaign. What sublety of thrust. What perfect timing!
Imagine the scene: Two days before the ILO Governing Body is due to decide whether to impose the MEASURES (not sanctions, please note, but MEASURES) and after the good generals had gone as far as they could to accommodate the "suggestions" of the Technical Cooperation Mission of the International Labour Organisation regarding doing away with forced labour, (without which the army in the field could not survive).
Heavy
And Hla Min's
coup? He sends a fax to the BBC
in
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ICFTU ONLINE...
Burmese junta's new order prohibiting forced labour is to
remain secret, says ICFTU
Brussels November 13 2000 (ICFTU OnLine):
Burma's ruling State Peace & Development Council (SPDC) will not provide
the country's national media with the text of new directives allegedly
outlawing forced labour, "since many Burmese people are illiterate and are
too poor to own radios", a military junta spokesman said today.
"Instead", he said, "the directive has been sent to police
stations all over the country". The directive, known as
"Supplementary Order to Order 1/1999" , was presented last week by
Rangoon as a major concession to the International Labour Office (ILO), which
has demanded that Burma amend its laws allowing for the exaction of forced
labour, eradicate the practice and punish those guilty of imposing it. The
startling announcement came in a fax sent this morning by SPDC spokesman Lt. Col.
Hla Min to a foreign radio correspondent in
For further details please contact ICFTU ++.32.477.28.63.04 (GSM) or FTUB, Information Secretary ++.66.1.668.38.58
DSIF SETS
With a brilliance of timing we have come to expect, the Burmese junta's Department of Shooting Itself in the Foot (DSIF) is making a major effort to embarrass Burma at the UN General Assembly, which begins in New York today (6 September) with the Millennium Summit.
In pursuit of public humiliation in what is probably the
most prestigious UN meeting ever, the DSIF has been working hard to underscore
and amplify
In this case, the junta followed through superbly with a classical blaming-the-victim accusation that in trying to visit Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, the Ambassador had "overstepped the universal diplomatic norms." This brings to mind the junta's growing international role as a mentor on human rights. One of its pupils, Australia, is already applying the lessons it received from the generals at the human rights trainings in Rangoon, and is well on its way to joining Malaysia, Burma et al in embracing "Asian values", putting the UN Special Rapporteurs in their place and getting off the hook of universal standards and treaty obligations (see the Human Rights Watch press release of 31 August, "Australia undermining global human rights").
Will the DSIF's exploits be enough
to ensure a humiliating condemnation at the Millennium Summit and in the GA
resolution on the Situation of Human Rights in
Caveat
It would be a mistake, of course, to view the activities of the DSIF as irrational or historically eccentric. Shooting oneself in the foot is, after all, a practical way to avoid battle and potentially more serious injuries or death. And provoking attacks from outside to justify crackdowns, impose internal "unity" on the people and get the elite to close ranks, has been in the political toolbox for millennia.
The Friends of DSIF* are launching a quotable quote competition.
The quotations should be from BSPP/SLORC/SPDC sources, and be clearly identified by date, source, and name and rank of speaker, where appropriate. The context may also be given.
The competition will be ongoing, with the best quotes chosen
by netapplause. If enough are posted, they will be
turned into a little book, published in
Please post your favourites -- as many as you want.
Here are a couple to kick off with:
" ....It is unfortunate that the Government in every positive
move or steps in the right direction has been challenged, ridiculed and impeded
creating unnecessary obstacles in her orderly transition to a multi-party
democracy. Fortunately,
(Myanmar Information Committee,
"Martial Law is neither more nor less than the will of the general who commands the army. In fact Martial Law means no Law at all."
(Major General Khin Nyunt, Secretary-1 of SLORC and head of Military Intelligence, 14 May 1991, quoted in "The Working People's Daily" of 16 May 1991) _____________________________________________
*The SPDC's Department of Shooting Itself in the Foot,
DSIF GEARS UP FOR THE GA
It's silly season again down on
Signal Pagoda road, as the DSIF* stalwarts rack their brains and read up their
manuals to find new actions that will do the greatest amount of damage to the
regime. October is always a busy time for DSIF, since this is when the
* For the uninitiated, DSIF is SPDC's Department of Shooting Iteslf in the Foot, whose exploits I have followed for several years. I enclose a couple of earlier reports.
** An accomplishment it has not even approached since
Dear readers,
As fans of the SPDC's Department of Shooting Itself in the
Foot (DSIF) will observe, this powerful body is still alive and well, and doing
its utmost to counter the efforts of the junta's American PR firms (which
recently withdrew for non-payment of fees) to use a barrage of anti-drug
rhetoric, drug seizures and threats against the Wa to enhance the SPDC's
standing with the international community, particularly the US. (SPDC military
action against its Wa allies, by the way, might well
cause a number of the other cease-fires to break down, with unknown
consequences inside and outside
As the regime's anti-PR unit, the DSIF's latest campaign is to portray the regime as brutal and utterly lacking in the Buddhist qualities of compassion and tolerance. Its current tactic is to delay, or even refuse, a visa for the dying husband of Aung San Suu Kyi to come and meet his wife for the last time. This gesture, presumably a Macchiavellian ploy to pressure Suu Kyi into making a trip to Oxford from which she would not be allowed to return, is likely to arouse a greater repugnance from Burmese and international opinion than any other single action the regime has taken since 1988. The DSIF is indeed in good form….
SETBACK FOR DSIF
In a reversal of recent policy, the SPDC’s Department of Shooting its Self In the Foot (DSIF) has been taken off the case of Daw Aung San Suu Kyi and has been replaced by the newly-formed Department of Sweetness and Light :
Government Provides Ms. Su Kyi with Cakes and Drinks
Ms. Su Kyi, U Hla Pe and their two chauffeurs still continuing their rest in a
camping vehicle near Anyarsu village outside
BANGKOK, Aug 16 (AFP) Although the standoff is widely interpreted as a protest against the military regime's restrictions on Aung San Suu Kyi's movements, a junta spokesman on Sunday said the opposition leader was in a "camping vehicle" and was "visiting Anyarsu, a small but picturesque village outside Yangon."
"Ms Suu Kyi left Yangon on August 12 on her way to the city of Pathein, but regrettably, recent threats of violence have made travel there by prominent persons inadvisable at this time," the junta spokesman said in a statement received here.
"Until safety conditions improve, Ms Suu Kyi is
visiting Anyarsu, a small but picturesque village
outside
The junta earlier said it had supplied musical cassettes including religious songs and recordings by Madonna and Michael Jackson for Aung San Suu Kyi's enjoyment, as well as an ambulance in case of an emergency.
"In addition to the amenities and entertainment provided by the government to Ms Suu Kyi in helping her pass the time comfortably, government officials provided imported cakes, cookies and soft drinks this morning," the statement said.
"(It) is also in the process of setting up a mobile bathroom near her camping vehicle to ensure her maximum comfort and welfare."
DSIF TRIUMPHS IN
(analysis by Burma Peace Foundation)
DSIF STRATEGY
Since Burma joined ASEAN last year, the junta's most effective institution, its Department of Shooting Itself in the Foot (DSIF) has stepped up its vigorous and successful campaign to alienate the neighbours, increase Burma's status as a pariah State and thus its international isolation (I leave it to the professionals to undertake the psycho political analysis of these events, but I would not be surprised if they were to find a high degree of institutional sado masochism at play(1)).
Means employed include the renewed cross border attacks into
THE COMMISSION ON HUMAN RIGHTS
These devices have succeeded in their aim of further
isolating the junta. The extent of this
achievement was seen on 21 April when the UN Commission on Human Rights (CHR)
meeting in
I have been watching
A mechanic from the Foreign Ministry of the drafting
government since it is a European
Union (EU) resolution this would normally be the EU Presidency, though France
was entrusted with the job from 89 to 96
goes down into the basement, takes last year's CHR and General Assembly
(GA) resolutions off the shelf, puts them on the bench, splices them together
so that any new language coming in at the GA is incorporated in the new CHR
draft (it doesn't quite work vice versa), hunts around for any "good"
or "bad" things that have happened over the past year to insert, does
a bit of trimming and consolidating to get the draft down to size, passes it
round the office with the sandwiches, and sends it out to the other EU members, who add their comments,
some of which are then incorporated into a 2nd draft. (Before doing the first
splice, the mechanic may have flipped through a few piles of stuff which
various governments, NGOs and others have sent in. An important input is the
report of the Special Rapporteur on
The EU diplomats at the Commission discuss the draft and
prepare another text which goes to potential co sponsors (e.g.
But this year it didn't happen like this. This year,
Well done, Well done, Well done.
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(1) On the other hand, as a short footnote, I should add that it is possible to see DSIF's achievements as rational. For instance, the reluctance of the junta to abandon its grip on the rickety State Economic Enterprises and the priority it gives to military control over virtually everything, including rice farming, education and the sending of faxes, are factors in destabilising the economy and discouraging international aid or investment which far outweigh any economic sanctions imposed or contemplated. To those sceptics who would stress the irrationality of such a policy, I would point out that keeping the country poor, isolated and fragmented makes perfect sense once one accepts the premise that this is the only situation in which the junta can continue to stay in power, and that staying in power is the point. DSIF, far from being an aberration, is thus pursuing the central policy goals of the Burmese leadership. Some people might even see this approach as a heroic resistance to globalisation and the grip of transnational corporations. Let us not forget that shooting oneself in the foot has the personally rational goal of avoiding worse injuries or death in battle].
26 April 1998
MORE TRIUMPHS FOR SLORC’s DSIF
To The Editor, “The Nation”
Dear Sir,
In my letter published in “The Sunday Nation” of November 17, I listed some of the accomplishments of SLORCs Department of Shooting Itself in the Foot (DSIF, the junta’s most efficient department, along with DDSI, the Department of the Defence Services Intelligence, -- Military Intelligence). I would like to highlight some further exploits of this excellent institution for the entertainment and instruction of your readers:
The forcibly-conscripted dancing girls made to perform all day in the full heat of the sun on November 18 for the opening of Visit Myanmar Year 1996 had hardly recovered from their ordeal (some collapsed of exhaustion and the heat) when DSIF had tanks and armoured personnel carriers on the streets of Rangoon. The aim was ostensibly to intimidate and arrest students protesting against the detention, beating and alleged torture and deaths of some of their colleagues, and calling for the right to form student unions. However, given the agenda of DSIF, these troop deployments were more likely a heroic attempt to sabotage Visit Myanmar Year 1996 and increase international pressure on SLORC.
The actions have already scored an early success in the form
of a Travel Advisory issued by the US State Department stating that US citizens
should not visit Burma at this time unless absolutely necessary (I wonder how
US travel insurance companies will deal with tourists who ignore the Advisory,
and how European and Japanese
companies will react; I would imagine that insurance premiums for
going to countries the US State Department considers risky could be extremely
high). In further attempts to discourage tourists, DSIF has closed Shule Pagoda, one of the prime tourist sites of
According to press and other reports, DSIF, in a robust effort to explain Asian Values to the world, has seized film from tourists who may have photographed incorrect subjects -- soldiers beating up unarmed students, for instance; has subjected a Dutch travel writer to a three-hour interrogation, complete with spotlight and up to 20 men in the room with her; refused to extend the visas of a number of accredited journalists, confiscated film shot by TV Asahi and AFP, and the tapes and entire equipment of the BBC Southeast Asia Correspondent.
The Department has issued its own Travel Advisory to Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, that “for her own safety” she should not leave her house; has prevented her from meeting two visiting US Congressmen, and turned back the senior US diplomat in Rangoon, Kent Wiedermann, on his way to visit her. DSIF is also the author of the threats against Aung San Suu Kyi which appear regularly in the SLORC-controlled “The New Light of Myanmar”.
The success of these actions can be seen both internationally and domestically. Internationally, there is the wavering of ASEAN regarding the date of Burma’s accession to the Association; the increased possibility of US sanctions; the likely effect on the European Union’s decision on whether to withdraw Burma’s GSP privileges (to be considered by the Council of Ministers on January 18); and the deterrence of tourists. Domestically, DSIF’s skillful refusal to meet the students’ rather moderate demands has increased student frustration and provoked a radicalisation of action, which in turn has been met by stronger crackdowns.
These political/military actions complement DSIF’s strategy of sabotaging the economy in general, and in particular
The relocations, in turn, have produced refugee flows which
are disturbing
And how soon will these efforts be
crowned with ultimate success? Difficult to say, but it appears that in
IN PRAISE OF DSIF
For several years I have observed two efficient departments in the SLORC Administration: Gen. Khin Nyunt's Department of the Defence Services Intelligence (DDSI) - Military Intelligence -and SLORC's Department of Shooting-Itself-in-the-Foot (DSIF).
With its latest coup, the attack on Aung San Suu Kyi's
convoy of 9 November, including a knife attack on Suu Kyi herself, DSIF once
again demonstrates its genius for timing. The attack, carried out by 2,000 USDA
thugs trucked in from the townships, the military conspicuously taking no
preventive action, but rather allowing the mob to assemble in the forbidden
area behind the road-blocks, was carefully synchronised
with ASEAN Secretary-General Ajit Singh's visit to
DSIF has been very active this year, with the superbly
orchestrated arrest of 250 NLD supporters in May, as they were on their way to
a meeting at Aung San Suu Kyi's house, and the September arrest of another 800,
including NLD Deputy Chairman U Kyi Maung. It was these events, together with
certain economic factors for which DSIF may justly claim some responsibility,
which provoked the split in ASEAN regarding
Would anyone be interested in producing a
little book recounting the exploits of DSIF - or perhaps a regular column on reg.burma and soc.cult.burma - or
why not both? Readers are invited
to post their favourite examples. Another exercise
would be to guess what the next one will be -- perhaps a major attack on the
KNU (to encourage the peace process) with massive refugee flows carefully timed
to coincide with the UN General Assembly resolution on
Geneva, 9 November 1996