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Modified lawyer joke...

> Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
> The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on.
> Everything inside is numbered".
> "I think librarians are the easiest," said the second surgeon. "When you open
> them up, all their organs are alphabetically ordered."
> The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians, all their organs
> are colour coded."
> The fourth one said, "I like to operate on SLORC-dogs. They are heartless,
> spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable.