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Joke #2



Thai friends might be offended by use of "Thai Brothel". I didn't
write the joke, I just repost them for a friend who doesn't
want his name appeared in the header. "They" could have well chosen
 "Burmese brothel".
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And so, the following week, the three generals made a little-
publicized trip to Bangkok.  
While there, the trio made a nocturnal pilgrimage to a thai brothel 
notorious for staffing its premises with women known for their 
extreme lack of inhibitions of any sort. In short, no known deviant 
act was beyond their skill to indulge...
  Soon after the generals made their assignations, they were having a 
beer and sort of breaking the ice with the ladies.  At about the time 
everyone was ready to "GO UPSTAIRS", each of the generals whispered 
something in the women's ears...
Immediately, all three girls jumped to their feet, slapped the 
generals' faces, and stomped out of the room in an indignant huff.

The brothel madam, curious about the hullabaloo, reproached the 
ladies, "you girls have done things in bed i never even thought of 
myself,  as a matter of fact, the three of you are so perverted, i've 
thought of having you committed to an insane asylum, " and she paused 
for breath before asking, "now what could those three burmese 
generals have wanted that was so bad you had to cause all that 
trouble?"

One of the women stopped her angry tears long enough to answer "...
THEY WANTED TO PAY US WITH 45 KYAT NOTES!