Top 10 requirements if you want to

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Subject: Top 10 requirements if you want to work for SLORC


I came up with following top-10 list.
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    TOP 10 REQUIREMENTS IF YOU WANT TO WORK FOR SLORC

		     by

                 Coban Tun

Reason #10

   Know how to sign your name on the dotted line.

Reason #9

   Have deep pocket to take bribes.

Reason #8

   Wear green olive uniform and wear those goffy little hat.

Reason #7

   Wear green olive uniform and wear those goffy little hat.

Reason #6

   Attack ASSK at all cost. Period.

Reason #5

   Write lengthy, fictional stories and post on the Net.
   It's free -- damn it.

Reason #4

   Kill men, women , students, and children 
   Faster regiment, Kill, kill ,kill  (the more, the better)
   ( variation on the theme of russ myer's film title)
          "Faster Pussycat, Kill, kill ,kill"

Reason #3

   Know which ass to kiss!

Reason #2

   Have less than high school education

Reason #1

   One of the word in your name be "Nyunt"